To use an appropriate metaphor-- this film is like sleeping with a recent ex. The love isn't there, but you're comfortable so it feels good, but eventually leaves you feeling empty...

Why is it that every critic and blog is dumping on this movie? Andy and Larry Wachowski's vision of Speed Racer is pure eye candy from beginning to end...

Tina Fey had yet to fail to me. Well, until now...

This is one of those cases where a film from a franchise manages to stand out-- but the franchise is so decayed no one likely noticed...